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Sergio
05-14-2008, 04:26 PM
I said to my mom, "Bitch!, buy me a yellow Ferrari RIGHT NOW!". So I bathe for 4 hours in my jacuzzi eating donuts and watching porn, when my mom calls me. Well the phone was about 2 feet out of reach, so I yelled at my servant to give me the phone (she was downstairs preparing me a 2 foot sub). I finally answer the phone and my mom says she's outside with my Ferrari. I finally go outside in my expensive Italian leather robe, and there is a RED FUCKING FERRARI waiting for me and my stupid mom with a huge smile on her face. I grabbed a big rock and scratched WHORE on the hood. "I SAID I WANTED A YELLOW FERRARI, WHY'D YOU BUY ME A RED ONE? ARE YOU COLOR BLIND? THIS IS YOUR NEW CAR AND YOURE NOT ALLOWED TO ERASE WHORE FROM THE HOOD". So yeah, now I'm stuck with my Hummer and my Corvette until my mom gets back from the dealer with a yellow Ferrari.

EDIT: Actually, I think I want a white/pearl one now.
T-Hop
05-14-2008, 04:28 PM
uber-lulz.
itszack
05-14-2008, 04:46 PM
happy sweet sixteen
Prez
05-14-2008, 07:54 PM
What are you crying about?

the public was all up on my private beach today, you have no right to talk.
Saii
05-19-2008, 04:25 PM
LOL@YOU!

PAHAHA.

/caps
watch1the8world2
05-19-2008, 06:52 PM
Stupid bitch.
The Distraction
05-19-2008, 10:11 PM
the public was all up on my private beach today, you have no right to talk.

at least u have a beach
Sergio
05-19-2008, 10:29 PM
What are you crying about?

the public was all up on my private beach today, you have no right to talk.

Yeah sometimes people to go my island! :( People are so rude.
...Chris...
05-19-2008, 11:50 PM
I dont gots dat shit cuz i be livin' in da ghettttttooo.
Jenni_182J
05-25-2008, 02:41 PM
I've missed your ghetto talk ...Chris... hah
crackwhore
06-22-2008, 04:49 AM
are you frigging kidding me? i would do anything to even get a car and u is complainin that you got the wrong color ferrari? you make me sick! spoilt kids like u r whats wrong with this country u never hadda work a day in ur life!
Prez
07-05-2010, 02:11 AM
Lmao. I just want to take this time to say Sergio, I love <3 u.

and that was the coolest story I ever read. :D
Ashari
07-05-2010, 03:41 AM
what an amazing bump, rofl <3
Prez
07-05-2010, 03:57 AM
what an amazing bump, rofl <3

Yup back in the good ole days when this forum was great and you werent here. 3>
Ashari
07-05-2010, 04:02 AM
cool story hoe :)
Prez
07-05-2010, 04:56 AM
Well I like you a little more after that. But your still at -99.
Ashari
07-05-2010, 05:02 AM
hehe <3 why ty
Sergio
07-08-2010, 01:45 AM
Lawl what the FUCK was I on when I wrote this?
devil
07-08-2010, 02:47 AM
Lawl what the FUCK was I on when I wrote this?

my cock.