Girls...

[sergio-182]

i met this girl in a party and i like her and stuff...
but i dont know what to say to her. please help...

[Sergio]

"My left hand smells like beef jerky"

[Prez]

You should say
something like
very very cool
and like
something that
will
like you.

[...Chris...]

Find her at another party get her drunk rape her and get it out of your system.

[sergio-182]

hmm... chris i dont think that
raping her is legal
lmao

[f4m0us]

give her aids.. best presant someone can give.

[...Chris...]

hmm... chris i dont think that
raping her is legal
lmao

Well here in America theres this secret rule, "don't ask don't tell", like today, i came home with 1,000 dollars a sore ass/jaw, tired hands, and only one kidney. how did i get my money....well i won't say, unless you ask me....catch my drift.

[sergio-182]

Well here in America theres this secret rule, "don't ask don't tell", like today, i came home with 1,000 dollars a sore ass/jaw, tired hands, and only one kidney. how did i get my money....well i won't say, unless you ask me....catch my drift.

ha ha yeh but im not in
america.

[T-Hop]

give her aids.. best presant someone can give.
The Gift that keeps on giving!

[recklessalexa]

tell her you want her pussy.

[boxcarracer]

tell you want to cheese her macaroni. She will be in bed about 2.5 seconds after you say that.

[Josh]

Where are you situated in?

and
Why do you like
Talk like this? Seperating
All of your sentences
onto a new line?

Anyway - Say "Very nice, How much" in a Borat voice.
or what Alexa said.. "I WaNT PUSSY"

[The Distraction]

invite her over if you are confidate she will say yes
and then when she comes like watch a movie or something, then make ur move during the movie

or if its a scary movie, and she jumps into u, just keep holding on, thats gonna be tough though

[Josh]

You watch too many movies.

[Prez]

You should
talk when you
like see
yourself when you
talk like
her wanting
to
something
do with
sometime
her.

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[Sergio]

Compliment her. Depending on her reaction, you will know if she's worth it or not. Then you play her a cheesy song on guitar, preferably one you made, and say its for her. Then she will be flattered and be all over you.

[T-Hop]

*cough* There Is *cough*

[Jay]

tell her you want her pussy.



believe it or not... lol. if you say it with a big enough smile, she'll think you're funny. but you gotta say it randomly..

[sergio-182]

invite her over if you are confidate she will say yes
and then when she comes like watch a movie or something, then make ur move during the movie

or if its a scary movie, and she jumps into u, just keep holding on, thats gonna be tough though

i think that in all of the advices i
got your is the best, thanx
the distraction

[Josh]

STOP TYPING
LIKE THIS
CAUSE ITS FUCKING
ANNOYING
!

That wont work. That "Tactic" is all movie.

[T-Hop]

Yea Josh
Is Right About
His Whole
Post

lol, its like a poem or song. A.K.A Stanzas

[...Chris...]

...so did ya rape her?

[The Distraction]

I Won
U Lose

[TheAdventure]

Just talk to her about her. What ever you know about her, ask her about it the next time you see her. Like say she's into, I don't know... playing soccer or something. Next time you see her, ask her about it. Just keep finding out more and more and if you really like her, suck her penis.

[...Chris...]

Theres something wrong in your last sentence but i don't know what.

[Saii]

Tell her you're rich.

We like that ;)