Devil...

[boxcarracer]

where is the strangest place you have had sex?

[devil]

I'd say the butt. :roll:

[boxcarracer]

i mean location?

[devil]

i mean location?

lol, yeah, i was saying that because I thought it was funny...may have been wrong though.

Um, weirdest location... maybe a cemetery.

[boxcarracer]

i mean location?

lol, yeah, i was saying that because I thought it was funny...may have been wrong though.

Um, weirdest location... maybe a cemetery.

lol that was probably awkward being around dead people

[devil]

um, not so much. oh shit, dude, you thought i was having sex with a living person?

[boxcarracer]

lmao :shock:

[bryan_ava]

haha, somehow i knew that joke was coming

[devil]

haha, somehow i knew that joke was coming

and so was i...all night long.

[bryan_ava]

oh.. you're good.

[devil]

oh.. you're good.

thats what she said....actually, she didn't say anything, but she was probably thinking it...or would have been at least if she was still capable of thinking.

[boxcarracer]

oh.. you're good.

thats what she said....actually, she didn't say anything, but she was probably thinking it...or would have been at least if she was still capable of thinking.

lmao

[bryan_ava]

LOL :!:

[Jay]

funniest thread ever right here.

[Macbeth]

meh i have heard funnier from devil lol

[devil]

meh i have heard funnier from devil lol

don't ruin the moment. you saying that is like if a girl says "is it in?" never a good sign.

[Jay]

meh i have heard funnier from devil lol

don't ruin the moment. you saying that is like if a girl says "is it in?" never a good sign.

lol, three words no guy wants to hear.

[bryan_ava]

this is the funniest topic ever.

very clever devil..

[paperclips]

meh i have heard funnier from devil lol

don't ruin the moment. you saying that is like if a girl says "is it in?" never a good sign.

i hate those chicks.

if i had the chance...i'd kill them

then you could have them for an all-nighter

[boxcarracer]

but it would ruin it all...it sucks having to do all the work.

[Grey]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

[boxcarracer]

and it can't even fake an orgasm

[Jay]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

[Grey]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

than you'll have to wait for them to decompose some more.

[Jay]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

than you'll have to wait for them to decompose some more.

and that would smell.

[boxcarracer]

like heaven.

[devil]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

than you'll have to wait for them to decompose some more.

and that would smell.

just like half the living girls i've been with :(

[Jay]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

than you'll have to wait for them to decompose some more.

and that would smell.

just like half the living girls i've been with :(

that sucks. that's when you say "hoo shit, what died?"

[...Chris...]

how long have you lasted during sex ?

[Grey]

how long have you lasted during sex ?

I believe the TomsAngel's record is 39 seconds.

[j3lly_b3lly]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

than you'll have to wait for them to decompose some more.

and that would smell.

just like half the living girls i've been with :(

then you say "holy shit close your legs your breath stinks!"

[...Chris...]

you can't have rough sex with a corps, they'll just fall apart

or their muscles will tighten and you'll get stuck.

than you'll have to wait for them to decompose some more.

and that would smell.

just like half the living girls i've been with :(

then you say "holy shit close your legs your breath stinks!"

actually what you do is eat skittles and you cant taste anything =)

[...Chris...]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

[devil]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

3

[boxcarracer]

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

3

it varies from how big your tongue is

[devil]

i do tongue push ups every night, so i'm pretty good at it.

[watch1the8world2]

lol!!

[...Chris...]

thank you devil thank you

[Prez]

Devil used to be funny hehe :D

[devil]

Devil used to be funny hehe :D

oh, yeah! I remember! wtf happened!?!?!

[boxcarracer]

oh, yeah! I remember! wtf happened!?!?!



you're not on painkillers :(

[devil]

Oh how I wish that were true...