Girls lie...

[Sergio]

... to get what they want. Then the guy finds out and asks trick questions and SHE CRUMBLES AND STUDDERS.

Don't lie to me, it doesn't work. I am trained by con artists such as Devil himself.

Anyways I think I'm the happiest I've ever been right now. :)

[I-Guns]

Well if you are trained by Devil...you are definitely the master.

[...Chris...]

So you want to be a master-of pokemon!-do you have the skills to be-NUMBER ONE!-

I'm happy for you sergio, bros before hoes, and hoes lie, so she was a ho fo sho.

[devil]

Well if you are trained by Devil...you are definitely the master.

I'll admit he's pretty good, but I haven't given him ALL of my techniques just yet.

[Kane_]

My left nostril is plugged, I wake up in the morning and my throat hurts like shit, I'm sweaty and I just want to fucking have a break.

[Josh]

I'll admit he's pretty good, but I haven't given him ALL of my techniques just yet.

Lmao. :)

Grand-Master Devil.

[Madie]

We do not.

[Sergio]

We do not.

You actually brainwashed yourself to believe that, so there is no point in arguing.

[yummajumba]

We lie a lot. But so do guys.

[itszack]

Girls always lie.

I'm on the pill don't worry

It is just a rash

It's not you it's me

[Madie]

You actually brainwashed yourself to believe that, so there is no point in arguing.

Don't hate us all just cause a few have done you wrong. Some of us are genuine people, if that's so hard to believe.

[Sergio]

I know. I'm just generalizing, it's more fun that way.

[TheAdventure]

"You Lie" is a song by Green Day.

Male or female, liars suck. It breaks trust.

[yummajumba]

Haha this guy told me he was 22 and he's like 24. Nice one !

[Bwel]

well I'd say Girls Lie....and cry to get what they want.

lol

[BlinkAvAfan21]

Boys and Girls, they both lie sometimes. Some just lie more than others.

[Bwel]

heum TRUE.

[...Chris...]

Boys and Girls, they both lie sometimes.

Hermaphrodites never lie, and neither does George Washington...we win

[Sergio]

Haha this guy told me he was 22 and he's like 24. Nice one !

That's actually one of her many lies. She said she was 17, but she was really 9. It's my fault though, I should have noticed her non-existent boobs and 4-foot body. I would mention the Hannah Montana posters in her room, but Grey has those too.

[watch1the8world2]

My left nostril is plugged, I wake up in the morning and my throat hurts like shit, I'm sweaty and I just want to fucking have a break.

ROFL HAHAH

what the hell?