General Whining

[itszack]

This thread is for whines and complaints that you feel don't deserve their own thread.

[itszack]

I've been sick as hell for the past 3 days. sleeping all day. tonsils swollen, the right one almost covers my who throat. 102 fever. Hurts to talk.

[T-Hop]

I hate you

I also hate the 10 character rule

[Sergio]

I got a rash on my feet because I got wet at Six Flags and stayed that way for hours. And no it's not athletes foot. It sucks.

[Prez]

I had to stay at a hotel last night cause my flight was cancelled AGAIN. I was pissed off

[boxcarracer]

work sucks, i hate it.

[watch1the8world2]

this thread is going to become the whine/cry/rant thread again.

[T-Hop]

^^Ironic, I was looking at the thread yesterday....it got locked because you guys started talking about Disney Land

I hate rap.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I got a blu-ray player earlier today. and it doesnt work.

[Josh]

My wireless guitar system doesnt work :@

[BlinkAvAfan21]

my hair are too long, but I'm too lazy to get them cut.

[Sergio]

Lazyness is like drugs.

[Sergio]

I hate flaky people. There's so many in Las Vegas, seriously, over 50% of the people I've met are flakes and that surprises me.

[The Distraction]

during my game today i got a sunflower seed shell stuck in my toungue, and it was kinda far back there
it hurt, really badly

[Dirty Sanchez]

Some old lady spit on me at work earlier. I didnt make her coffee excatly right and she got really pissed off, and before I knew it she just spat on me and she left.

[Kane_]

I don't really have anything to wine about.
My job is slack as shit (i work a daycare), all the kids there love me.
I work 1-6:30 every day (except wednesdays. Work 2 days, get a day off, work 2 days, get a weekened off, REPEAT).
It pays really good for having no experience, they're going to pay for my early childhood education and give me a 3 dollar raise.
I'm mainly outside when I'm working, playing with kids or on a walk so I get to tan every single day. You better fucking believe that I have the tan of a model.

My dad just half'd a new car with me. I have the option of dropping out of school right now and starting college without any sort of drawbacks (other then the fact that if i wanted to change careers, i'd have to go back to highschool).
Girls come by easy, if a bitch is being too much of a bitch, I have the balls to drop her right on the stop and not deal with it.

The only real problem in my life is I should buy a new computer or not.
I have the money and mine runes perfectly fine, its just that it doesn't run a computer game as fast as I would like it to.
Wut shud i do???

[itszack]

That deserves it's own thread.

I have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, fold the laundry, vaccum the whole house and help my dad with the flooring. damn.

[Prez]

That deserves it's own thread.

I have to mow the lawn, do the dishes, fold the laundry, vaccum the whole house and help my dad with the flooring. damn.

While your at it, make me a sandwich, bitch.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Get the new computer Kane.

[itszack]

Kane one thign about getting a new computer is. the next week you see a better one on sale

[I-Guns]

Ugh, I just played 3 basketball games in 5 hours. So tired...

[Sergio]

I wish the world would end, that way everyone would die and I wouldn't be selfish for committing suicide.

[boxcarracer]

supposedly it's gonna end on 9/11/08 now. I saw it in some magazine. So maybe you'll get your wish.

[Prez]

Ugh, I just played 3 basketball games in 5 hours. So tired...

I know how you feel man. But thats nothin. I go to the gym and play a lot of pickup games to 15 points for 5-6 hours as well. I always come home sore usually because everybody there is bigger then me, but I usually just shoot 3's cause they dont care and leave me open and I score like 5-7 points a game and they are like ^_^ and im like <_> now you learned your lesson dont leave me open.

[Dirty Sanchez]

supposedly it's gonna end on 9/11/08 now. I saw it in some magazine. So maybe you'll get your wish.Bleh. Magazines, churches, etc. have been saying that the world is gonna end for forever it seems. I dont believe in stuff like that. Except I do believe something weird is gonna happen in 2012.

[Sergio]

My internet is so slow, I think my neighbors are stealing it! :@

[Marcus]

My internet is so slow, I think my neighbors are stealing it! :@

Put a code on itm that's what I have.

[Marcus]

supposedly it's gonna end on 9/11/08 now. I saw it in some magazine. So maybe you'll get your wish.

It's December 21st 2012, google it!!

[Grey]

The world isn't going to end in 2012. All that 2012 on the Mayans calendar means is that it is the date when they reset their calendar and start counting again. Like how we start on January 1st, and end on December 31st. So if we still followed the Mayan's calendar, on December 21st, 2012, we would start again at day 1 of year 1. Mayans decided it should start over every 10,000 years. But since today we are so much more efficient and accurate when it comes to keeping time and dates, we don't follow their calendar.

[Sergio]

I just killed a flea that was on my head.

[Madie]

My internet is so slow, I think my neighbors are stealing it! :@

I steal from my neighbors wireless

[stephy]

My brother really does need to start sharing the xbox :\ i was on it for 2 mins yesterday before he kicked me of.
I hate being the middle child. I get bullied of both my older and younger brothers :|!

[CosmicAVAfan]

i hate waiting for packages to arrive

[Grey]

i hate waiting for packages to arrive

I order a lot of stuff from japan which can take up to a month to arrive. :/

[AVA100]

I have to walk in the rain to go meet my girlfriend.

[Grey]

I have to walk in the rain to go meet my girlfriend.

Tell her to meet you half way and to wear a white tank top.

[Sergio]

I have to walk in the rain to go meet my girlfriend.

Pfft, I'd swim the ocean for mine... if I had one.

[boxcarracer]

Pfft, I'd swim the ocean for mine... if I had one.

same sergio :(

[Dirty Sanchez]

My friend was going to hook me up with one of her friends and she hasnt called me yet. :(

[itszack]

I hate noobs.
im not talking about anyone here

[Sergio]

My head hurts, but I'm happy because it hasn't hurt in a week. It was hurting for a week straight. There goes today's exercise though, or should I suck it up and run anyways?

[Grey]

My head hurts, but I'm happy because it hasn't hurt in a week. It was hurting for a week straight. There goes today's exercise though, or should I suck it up and run anyways?

Maybe try some speed walking instead. Speed walking is better for burning fat than running. That is what I've read at least.

[T-Hop]

My right thumb has been numb for about 3 or 4 days

[Sergio]

Maybe try some speed walking instead. Speed walking is better for burning fat than running. That is what I've read at least.

But I think running is better for the heart, isn't it? I'm happy with the way I look, but I need to get in shape. The only reason I'm not 200 lbs is because of my metabolism.

[boxcarracer]

my favorite cousin just came out of the closet. I would've never expected that. :(

[Grey]

my favorite cousin just came out of the closet. I would've never expected that. :(

awesome
__

[boxcarracer]

it's a girl btw haha...this day just got ten times worse for me haha

[Grey]

it's a girl btw haha...this day just got ten times worse for me haha

Is she like "butch" lesbian?

[Sergio]

Why would that make your day worse? Homophobe?

[Grey]

I love gay people, they are comedic gold imo. If BCR is a homophone, its not fully his fault, he is from Texas after all.

[Prez]

Im not homophobe im not scared of them, I just dont like them.

Or is that the same thing?

[Grey]

Im not homophobe im not scared of them, I just dont like them.

Or is that the same thing?

I'm not gay, I just like having butt sex with men.

Or is that the same thing?

[T-Hop]

lololol


My thumb is still numb....

[Sergio]

I love gay people, they are comedic gold imo. If BCR is a homophone, its not fully his fault, he is from Texas after all.

LULPWNED




I have friends who are gay. Just because they're gay doesn't mean they have a crush on you and want to rape you. I was the first person one of my friends told when he came out even after only a month of knowing him. That totally boosted my ego.


Oh and this thread is for whining, let me think of something to whine about. MY BALLS ITCH DAMMIT.

[boxcarracer]

Why would that make your day worse? Homophobe?

well first of all my day was crappy to begin with, don't feel like talking about it. And then seeing that almost made it laughable for an instance, it was more of a joke. I don't have any problems with gay people, gay marriage, or anything as long as they don't hit on me or act completely gay in front of me(most of them don't do that). One of my best friends is gay, and he still acts like he used to around me so i don't feel affected by it at all. It just took me by surprise that she would be like that, because i never expected it from her out of all people.

[Grey]

I don't have any problems with gay people, as long as they don't hit on me or act completely gay in front of me(most of them don't do that).

LOL, that doesn't really make sense. Thats like saying "I don't mind black people, as long as they don't act completely black in front on me." I know what you meant though. But it just looks funny when you read it.

[Kane_]

I fucking hate gay people.

[I-Guns]

My nose is sunburn. I look like Rudolph.

[itszack]

I've been really mad at everything lately.

[AVA100]

I have a small dick:(

[Prez]

make it bigger.

[AVA100]

I have done everything possible

[Sergio]

I hate filling out all the paperwork for college and ugh. I'm really looking forward to the new semester though, recording class!

[...Chris...]

i just went on a date with this chick. and shes SOO needy like, shes the type of girl who yells at you just because you don't call her pretty enough. and she won't leave me alone. i might kill her.

[Dirty Sanchez]

^Just don't leave any traces.

[Kane_]

FUCKING STICK IT IN HER POOPER.

do it faggot

[...Chris...]

FUCKING STICK IT IN HER POOPER.

do it faggot

Theres something terribly wrong with that post.

[Kane_]

If youre not gay youd do it

[Sergio]

She smokes, but I really like her.

EDIT: Omg I REALLY like it. She's funny, dorky, smart, pretty, and she swallows.

[Grey]

She smokes, but I really like her.

Smoking can be sexy in just the right situation. Like if she is wearing boots and holding a gun. Otherwise, not so much.

[Marcus]

im just worried about Jerry Finn, after that vid.

it's like you have .... to live ):

[Dirty Sanchez]

A videogame (splinter cell conviction) that was susposed to come out in fall 07 has now been delayed until 2009 or 2010. That shit pisses me off. That is one of the only videogames I play. lmao no one knows what I'm taking about.

[I-Guns]

Metal Gear was delayed a long time too.

[CosmicAVAfan]

I hate the postal service at the moment; its been almost 2 weeks and still no packages

[stephy]

Viva pinyata is so annoying. I cant get past the 20th level ¬_¬
Shitty kiddy shitty crapy game.
I hate xbox360.

[itszack]

Viva pinyata is so annoying. I cant get past the 20th level ¬_¬
Shitty kiddy shitty crapy game.
I hate xbox360.

Viva pinyata party animals kicks ass.

Im sleep deprived. it feels like i just got kicked in the balls all the time.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

I want Brothers in arms so badly

and my ass is so painful

[Dirty Sanchez]

^What did you do to your ass?

[Sergio]

I woke up with pain in my legs. I have no idea why. It feels like I was standing up for all day but I haven't done anything that physical. They still hurt. :(

[Grey]

I woke up with pain in my legs. I have no idea why. It feels like I was standing up for all day but I haven't done anything that physical. They still hurt. :(

My legs were hurting yesterday because I walked around for 6 hours at Comic Con, then ran 2 miles. But they feel fine today thankfully.

[CosmicAVAfan]

I walked around for 6 hours at Comic Con, .

How was it?

[Grey]

How was it?

Very good.

[...Chris...]

my mommy won't let me use her tampons soo now i'm pissed that i have to use a pad.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I got stung by a bee, and now my foot is the size of a watermelon.

[stephy]

I have got the worst Sunburn from walking around manchester all day :|

[boxcarracer]

i need a girlfriend badly.

[Dirty Sanchez]

My foot is still the size of a fucking watermelon. And my whole leg is numb. I can barely walk. I should have went to the doctor.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

^What did you do to your ass?
His penis was too big...

[Dirty Sanchez]

His penis was too big...
Next time just tell me and I'll make sure your ass don't hurt afterwards.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

lulz

_________

[Sergio]

I'm planning to murder my father.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

My Sansa is fucked up and I can't put songs in it

I'm so tired, I wanna cry

[Sergio]

I'm so jealous.

But on a lighter note I just wrote some nice lyrics.

[I-Guns]

My Sansa is fucked up and I can't put songs in it

I'm so tired, I wanna cry
I love my Sansa e250. On a bad note, I woke up too late.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

I love mine too, it works now, thanks god!

I ate too much and I'm gonna pass out

[Sergio]

The Chinese food was so heavy and I only had like 5 pieces of sweet and sour chicken. That's all I ate. I feel like I ate a bear.

[boxcarracer]

I hate whenever i write the most badass song ever, but then i get stuck at a certain part and now my whole creativeness thing i had working for me all day today just completely went away :(

But i'm so close to making this thing like super epic that it sort of has me optimistic

[Prez]

I have to pee.

[Grey]

Cars drive 45 mph down my 25 mph street all day long. It sounds really loud since I have two large windows in my room and they both face the street. If I close the window to block out the sound, then it gets too hot. It would be a shame if I..umm.. accidnetally dropped a few nails in the street.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I cut my finger in the McFlurry machine today. It hurts like hell.

[Prez]

I cut my finger in the McFlurry machine today. It hurts like hell.

Bwaha you work at mcdonalds? Lul at u.


I cut myself in like 3 differnet places shaving today though, so I feel your pain.

[Marcus]

oh, Grey dont send me your little PM warnings, when you clearlly see worse bashing.

[boxcarracer]

Bwaha you work at mcdonalds? Lul at u.


I cut myself in like 3 differnet places shaving today though, so I feel your pain.

i never need to shave. So i feel my own pain.

[Kane_]

i never need to shave. So i feel my own pain.

Rofl.

filler

[recklessalexa]

i cant go to warped tour in milwaukee
im fucking pissed.

[I-Guns]

I wish I could grow a goatee/beard/sideburns...

[Prez]

I wish I could grow a goatee/beard/sideburns...

I hate having them, do u want mine?

[stephy]

My internet has been of for a week. I have spent all week playing spider solitare trying to beat it on all 4 suits. I still havnt managed it ¬_¬

[BlinkAvAfan21]

My mom called the firemen last night, there was this fucking smoke smell in the house.
Fire is my biggest fear since our last house was burnt.

[I-Guns]

It's so hot in my room...so uncomfortable.

[...Chris...]

I wish I could grow a goatee/beard/sideburns...

Just constantly shave. everyday even if you don't have anything just shave anyway, do that for about 2-3 weeks. then don't shave for a week and see results. I actually started getting side burns when i was 9 or 10 it was horrible i always shaved them too. and now i look like the guy from fall out boy =( (the singer)

[T-Hop]

My upper buttocks is in pain.

[itszack]

Most people think im a pot head.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

I got the biggest penis ache on earth, you can't even imagine.

[...Chris...]

my cat just gave birth to three kittens. this sucks major dick, i don't know what to do with them, i tried asking my friends to adopt them but none of them like cats so now i'm stuck with them. this blows.

[Dirty Sanchez]

my cat just gave birth to three kittens. this sucks major dick, i don't know what to do with them, i tried asking my friends to adopt them but none of them like cats so now i'm stuck with them. this blows.Just put up a free kitten sign. That'll get rid of them.

[...Chris...]

.....she literally popped out two more.

[Grey]

.....she literally popped out two more.

People look in the paper to adopt kittens and puppies all the time. Post an add there. Or go to Petco and ask them if they can take them or if you can leave an add there for people to see.

[Sergio]

Note to self: Don't give out your phone number to random chicks, they will call you at 4am and leave you a fucking boring 6 minute voice message pretending to have stuff in common with you.

[TouchTheSky]

^I'd like to hear that.

Breaking Dawn is sold out everywhere.

Bugger.

[stephy]

my cat just gave birth to three kittens. this sucks major dick, i don't know what to do with them, i tried asking my friends to adopt them but none of them like cats so now i'm stuck with them. this blows.

Id buy one. I love Kittens.

[...Chris...]

at this point i'm not selling them, i'm just giving them out. and blink (my cat) is VERY protective over them which surprised me last night when i wanted to pet them. she hissed and looked pretty pissed.

[I-Guns]

Meow. Just pray they turn into catwoman.

[boxcarracer]

we've got a hurricane coming tomorrow, and right now it's 105 degrees :(

[TouchTheSky]

I'm working in Day care today.

Fuck. I don't know what to do at all.

[...Chris...]

I told my mom if she continues to smoke i'll kill one of the kitties. yay for motivation

[Dirty Sanchez]

My soccer practice was cancelled because of some rain. That would normally make me happy, but I was already there and ready to play.

[Sergio]

Fucking hell, I'm in deep shit. :[

[Sergio]

OMG I cant hear through my right ear! I'm so scared.

[T-Hop]

OMG I cant hear through my right ear! I'm so scared.
That kinda happens to me everyonce and awhile.

[Sergio]

But I went to a concert last night, so it's not really a random thing.

[Madie]

But I went to a concert last night, so it's not really a random thing.

After my very first concert I had a fuzzy feedback sound in my ear for 5 days

[Prez]

My ears are usually fine after a concert, it feels different then normal but nothing bad. What usually sucks afterwards is my voice and my back and legs.

[I-Guns]

Yeah, after AVA in February and Warped my back and feet kill. But especially my back.

[Sergio]

My ears are usually fine after a concert, it feels different then normal but nothing bad. What usually sucks afterwards is my voice and my back and legs.
Hah that's how I am too |: Although my voice not so much anymore because I try to sing a lot.

After my very first concert I had a fuzzy feedback sound in my ear for 5 days

Yeah, but it's not my first concert. :[ I'm gonna see what happens in a week and maybe I'll go to the doctor. I still hear everything very high pitched. I sing like Anthony Green right now! xD (at least that's what I hear).

[stephy]

I hate to be activated into modcams! my laptop crashes so i have to refresh and when i do i cant get back in. It really does take the piss

[itszack]

Our world is so fucked up. I'm getting more critical everyday.

[T-Hop]

I hate people who hate the ataris.

[Kane_]

i hate when you're with your lady and your back sweat pools up around your asshole and smells

[T-Hop]

itunes isn working for my iPod, and to top it off, they felt like deleting all the songs from my iPod.

EDIT: I got it to work.

[yummajumba]

my mom started off in a bad mood today and the lawn mowing guys kept waking me up so i couldn't sleep.

my little brother stole my headphones which got me mad.

i have no american express card and i cant find anyone that does.

i bought 50 dollar shoes that were too big and i can't return them.

im just in a bad mood period for no apparent reason.

[Grey]

itunes isn working for my iPod, and to top it off, they felt like deleting all the songs from my iPod.

EDIT: I got it to work.

That happened to me twice. All of my music that I bought off itunes was deleted because I plugged in my new ipod. Thats when I decided to switch to winamp along with torrents, and leave itunes behind.

[Prez]

Haha same thing happened to me, I lost all my music on my ipod but I didnt buy them anyway so I didnt care.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

today was the worst day of my summer.
and I wanna move on to MTL, I'm sick of my shitty little town.

[unicooorns]

^^ HAHA Montreal is da shit :)

Hold on one more year and then you'll move on!
i'll be there to greet you :)

[BlinkAvAfan21]

that's not funny meely, I'm a fucking asshole

[Sergio]

I had a boner for the longest time this morning. I haven't cleared the pipes in a few days. :[

[itszack]

I had a boner for the longest time this morning. I haven't cleared the pipes in a few days. :[
Use lots of lube.

My dad gets mad really easily for some reason this week.

[watch1the8world2]

My world of warcraft wont fucking install.


My basements a mess.

I'm hungry.

And my ribs hurt cause i got in a fight.








FUCK..

[Dirty Sanchez]

FUCK SHIT BITCH. My first soccer game was today. We lost 5-0. FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK

[Sergio]

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucck!!!! I drove 6 hours to visit my friends and go to Warped, but we're not going. I'm so fucking pissed. I don't know if I will ever come back here again.

[I-Guns]

Shitty past days. Wake/Funeral. Shitty. 2 deaths within a month. Shitty summer.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

the girl I have a crush on has a bf :(

[Iachoku]

Take some solace in the fact that it's only a matter of time until they break up.

[Sergio]

Take some solace in the fact that it's only a matter of time until they break up.

That happened to me and they went out for two years, haha.

[Sergio]

I'm pissed at my friend because he used to make fun of poor people and I thought it was fucked up, well now they lost their home and he lives in a trailer. I'm not happy about that, but I hope he stops being a dick.

[Madie]

I just got in a accident, now I have a big ticket that I have to pay right before I go back to college, with money I needed to use to buy books...

it was only in a parking lot, and it was just a little fender bender, I was pulling out from a dead stop, and the lady I hit says her 'neck hurts' so now I might have to deal with that too

[watch1the8world2]

That happened to me and they went out for two years, haha.

This girl liked me at the beginning of the year, i didn't really know who she was. She moved on now she has a boyfriend who is a total dick to her and just uses her. I like her now but she thinks shes in love with this dude. I'm guessing that's going to happen too.

[Kane_]

I love it when girls have a crush on you and you don't know that they do until they stopped and you've developed a crush on them, then they're dating an asshole getting their cunt ripped open on a daily basis and you're left at home jacking off while theres partys going on and you've wasted your entire summer trying to be badass but now that schools starting soon and you're still the same old cock sucking faggot that you were you realize that you haven't changed a bit

[Iachoku]

I love it when girls have a crush on you and you don't know that they do until they stopped and you've developed a crush on them, then they're dating an asshole getting their cunt ripped open on a daily basis and you're left at home jacking off while theres partys going on and you've wasted your entire summer trying to be badass but now that schools starting soon and you're still the same old cock sucking faggot that you were you realize that you haven't changed a bit

Haha, wow. Pretty harsh. Perhaps you need to do some whining of your own, eh? Got a little something you wanna get off your chest?

Edit: Disregard that. I suck cock.
I think.

[BlinkAvAfan21]

I love it when girls have a crush on you and you don't know that they do until they stopped and you've developed a crush on them, then they're dating an asshole getting their cunt ripped open on a daily basis and you're left at home jacking off while theres partys going on and you've wasted your entire summer trying to be badass but now that schools starting soon and you're still the same old cock sucking faggot that you were you realize that you haven't changed a bit
i know how you feel xd

[watch1the8world2]

I cant fucking sleep

I have school tomorrow I should want to not go but i do

All the excitement over it is not letting me sleep not to mention im used to going to bed at 3 and waking up at 2

[Sergio]

Lmao Kane.


I feel you. :(

[Kane_]

I have 17 or so days left of summer break.

To represent how i feel, heres a picture about it.

[Iachoku]

Attention, Kane! No porn, Kane!
Do not upload porn, Kane. That image has been marked as porn, Kane. Porn is not allowed, Kane.

Porn may not be uploaded to ImageShack, Kane. If you upload porn, Kane, you will be banned, Kane.

[stephy]

Eugh i need money to into town today. Theres a new range of atticus and macbeth shit in TK maxx that has my name all over it. 60 quid fred macbeths 12 quid. I need to get them!!!!!!!

And why does t have to rain EVEERY! day. Eughh

[Kane_]

oh my fucking god, thats halarious.

Uploading on a diff server, hold on.

[I-Guns]

I think Kane should open himself up to us more.

[Sergio]

It's getting to my head. I'm shaking O_O

[Kane_]

Why should I open myself up more?

[I-Guns]

Why should I open myself up more?
That was sarcasm from me, because you always are very open with us.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Go america!!! But shit, I haven't watched any of the Olympics. :(

[Iachoku]

I fuckin' hate iTunes. Goddamn thing just screwed me out of 3 dollars. I'm gonna wring Steve Jobs' neck.

[Dirty Sanchez]

How did it do that?

[Iachoku]

A pre-order. The way pre-orders used to work is your account wouldn't get charged until you confirmed it. So if I pre-ordered an album but wanted to cancel the order the day it came out, I'd be able to do so. But now, your account is charged as soon as it's available, so if you want to cancel a pre-order, you're jolly well fucked.

[itszack]

some time within the next day im gonna start flipping out becuz i procrastinate. theres a government summer assignment due in a week, and idk what it is. +myfriend is a dick and just said im fucked when i asked him for the rubric.

[boxcarracer]

It was my first time going to a male doctor as my primary physician today, so naturally i was nervous because of obvious reasons. And the way he told me to drop my pants was just awful. I hate when people squeeze my nuts. It was a very uncomfortable moment to say the least.

[Dirty Sanchez]

It was my first time going to a male doctor as my primary physician today, so naturally i was nervous because of obvious reasons. And the way he told me to drop my pants was just awful. I hate when people squeeze my nuts. It was a very uncomfortable moment to say the least.Lmao, the same thing happened to me a month ago, but it was a lady. and she was like 90.

[Iachoku]

It was my first time going to a male doctor as my primary physician today, so naturally i was nervous because of obvious reasons. And the way he told me to drop my pants was just awful. I hate when people squeeze my nuts. It was a very uncomfortable moment to say the least.

That same thing also happened to me when I was like 9. 'Cept the doctor was female. She was hot, too. I had to keep my mind off that area for obvious reasons.

Goddamn, I know what I'm jerking off to tonight.

[itszack]

It was my first time going to a male doctor as my primary physician today, so naturally i was nervous because of obvious reasons. And the way he told me to drop my pants was just awful. I hate when people squeeze my nuts. It was a very uncomfortable moment to say the least.

XD when i went to get my physical I had some Russian guy with a deep accent. I was to told to drop my pants. I dropped my pants, boxers still on. Then he asked me three questions, does your heart ever skip beats or hurt? No. Any strange bumps on your testicles. Nope. Will you pull your pants back up?

And thats all mine was XD no fingering

[Sergio]

I had a chick touch mine about a year ago. It was extremely embarrassing.

[itszack]

OMG>!@#RF#$HTRYETREERFHRRFAENWRE%$^W

procrastinating. summer assignments. apaerently i ahve to read lord of the flies and right summaries abotu goverment. after findign articles about failing and succeeding types. ++++++algebra II

[Dirty Sanchez]

OMG>!@#RF#%$^W

procrastinating. summer assignments. apaerently i ahve to read lord of the flies and right summaries abotu goverment. after findign articles about failing and succeeding types. ++++++algebra II

I have to read 2 books + 2 packets of poetry + notes by Tuesday. But anyway Algebra 2 is the easiest shit ever. Don't worry about that.

[Sergio]

Yeah, Algebra is totally easy, if you don't have ADD. C- FTL. I'm used to seeing C's in my math classes.

But 2 books by Tuesday shouldn't be so hard... I just read 200 pages of a book and will probably finish it by Thursday.

[CosmicAVAfan]

OMG>!@#RF#%$^W

procrastinating. summer assignments. apaerently i ahve to read lord of the flies

Lord of the Flies was one of the easiest books I've ever read, I wouldn't worry about it. I'd say more but then I'd spoil it for you.

[I-Guns]

Ughh, it's so hotttt

[CosmicAVAfan]

Ughh, it's so hotttt

haha Jack is an interesting character.

[I-Guns]

haha Jack is an interesting character.
Say whaaaaa? I meant weather-wise. I'm dying sitting at the computer.

[CosmicAVAfan]

Oh ignore that, I thought you were referring to the book.

[Sergio]

It's just a matter of time, and it's already tearing me apart.

Fuck, I need a massage. I slept crooked.

[Dirty Sanchez]

OMG>!@#RF#%$^W

procrastinating. summer assignments. apaerently i ahve to read lord of the flies and right summaries abotu goverment. after findign articles about failing and succeeding types. ++++++algebra II

The kids are fucking retards in the book. I thought it was horrible when I had to read it last year. Such as stupid book.

*Spoiler*

Piggy dies.

[CosmicAVAfan]

^ sanchez my teacher made us watch the movie after we read it, when he dies people actually laughed because it was so poorly edited.

[Dirty Sanchez]

^ sanchez my teacher made us watch the movie after we read it, when he dies people actually laughed because it was so poorly edited.We were going to watch it but the teacher was like "It's rated R...so no." I hated that book so much.

[CosmicAVAfan]

wtf rated R? hahah, unless there are two film versions.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Yeah I think there are two versions but she got the R rated one. But it doesnt make sense. She made us watch Monty Python and I think that is R rated. She was such an odd teacher. But the class was easy. I got like a 120% each quarter.

[itszack]

The kids are fucking retards in the book. I thought it was horrible when I had to read it last year. Such as stupid book.

*Spoiler*

Piggy dies.

OMG TY! once u said the spoiler i just realized that ive seen the movie. Its one group of the kids are savages and there is like a couple nice ones. they kill fatty and chase the main dude until he finds a pilot who is like "OMG island full of little boys wearing only underwear, thank god im a petafile!?

am i right?

[Dirty Sanchez]

OMG TY! once u said the spoiler i just realized that ive seen the movie. Its one group of the kids are savages and there is like a couple nice ones. they kill fatty and chase the main dude until he finds a pilot who is like "OMG island full of little boys wearing only underwear, thank god im a petafile!?

am i right?Yes you are right! But if I were you, I'd still read the book.

[CosmicAVAfan]

Yes you are right! But if I were you, I'd still read the book.

Yeah still read the book. Your English teacher is going to be discussing things about good and evil and other blah blah blah so yeah, but it's a short book.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Little Kids = Bad; disorganized; extremely ADD
The Conch = Order, sounds good,
Piggy = Good, fat, dinner
Ralph = douchbag
simon = jesus (because he sacrifices himself kinda to warn them about a monster, which is just a damn dead body from a pilot who crashed. Stupid dipshit kids)

I hate The Lord of the Files with a passion.

[CosmicAVAfan]

I hate the Scarlet Letter with a passion. No one in my class, including me, finished it, we all used sparknotes but my teacher knew. Oh my God if you have insomia just read this book, one sentence and you will fall asleep.

[Dirty Sanchez]

^Try reading "All the Pretty Horses". I have to read it by Tuesday when I go back to school, but I decided just to use sparknotes. It's so bad. All it's about is these guys talking to mexicans about their horses. And when people talk, there are no quotation marks. So confusing.

[CosmicAVAfan]

no quotation marks? people just talking about horses? geesh sounds bad to me, sparknotes ftw

[Sergio]

Fucking hell, I'm back to reality. I wish that book was a million pages long.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Fucking hell, I'm back to reality. I wish that book was a million pages long.What book was it?

[unicooorns]

they took off my 4 wisdom teeth an hour ago. i want to kill everyone now.

[Dirty Sanchez]

they took off my 4 wisdom teeth an hour ago. i want to kill everyone now.?! And your awake now? Didn't they put you to sleep? I got my wisdom teeth taken out the day after thanksgiving last year. But they put me to sleep and I didn't wake until 2 hours later. But yeah getting your wisdom teeth taken out sucks. Mine bled for like 2 days straight.

[unicooorns]

?! And your awake now? Didn't they put you to sleep? I got my wisdom teeth taken out the day after thanksgiving last year. But they put me to sleep and I didn't wake until 2 hours later. But yeah getting your wisdom teeth taken out sucks. Mine bled for like 2 days straight.


no they didn't put me to sleep. i cryied almost all the time during the surgery LOL. it wasn't that bad but i'm naturally afraid of these things so i was REALLY nervous. Now i'm eating a DAMN strawberry yogurt and i'm depressed that i'll eat this shit for another 2-3 days! i look fucking retarted!!!!!

[Chuck]

no they didn't put me to sleep. i cryied almost all the time during the surgery LOL. it wasn't that bad but i'm naturally afraid of these things so i was REALLY nervous. Now i'm eating a DAMN strawberry yogurt and i'm depressed that i'll eat this shit for another 2-3 days! i look fucking retarted!!!!!

i wish i could see that. haha... once i ate a pickle and a slice of bread for a day cuz i couldnt eat meat( some thing catholic ppl do. its retarded. u can eat anything but meat).

[Dirty Sanchez]

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i wish i could see that. haha... once i ate a pickle and a slice of bread for a day cuz i couldnt eat meat( some thing catholic ppl do. its retarded. u can eat anything but meat).Is that all you ate that day? There's a whole lot of other food that you could have ate that isn't meat. I would have died just eating a pickle and slice of bread for a whole day.

[unicooorns]

i'll drink a soup later... and maybe ice cream this afternoon. Wow..........
(now i'm still on my yogurt... damn it's long. i can barely swallow.

[boxcarracer]

damn it's long. i can barely swallow.

that's what she said.

[Chuck]

Is that all you ate that day? There's a whole lot of other food that you could have ate that isn't meat. I would have died just eating a pickle and slice of bread for a whole day.

yea i no...i think i ate some grapes too. i wanted to eat spaghetti but there were meatballs and i was too lazy to order cheese pizza.

[I-Guns]

I found out I need braces...not because I have a gap, but because my teeth don't align right in the back...

[Prez]

Hehe my dentist says I have perfect teeth, whats up son.

[yummajumba]

i loved having braces. i hated going to the orthodontist. they are scary and mean =(

[watch1the8world2]

i loved having braces. i hated going to the orthodontist. they are scary and mean =(

I'm so comfortable with dentistry i've actually fallen asleep more than once while they have been working on my teeth

[yummajumba]

i hate the dentist! hate hate hate! i'm always scared they will tell me bad news, or have to drill something. and i hate when they are cleaning them and they take that metal point and stick it in your teeth and stuff. and that noise! so bad.

[CosmicAVAfan]

I had braces for 2 years, the first 2 days your whole mouth feels numb, you feel nothing so all I ate was ice cream (I wasn't complaining about that lol) but they are worth it.

[Iachoku]

I had braces for 2 years, the first 2 days your whole mouth feels numb, you feel nothing so all I ate was ice cream (I wasn't complaining about that lol) but they are worth it.

Numb? 'The hell? When I got my braces, I was in so much pain, I tried drinking root beer through a straw and almost started crying. Though the crying was mainly due to frustration because I wasn't able to drink the goddamn root beer.

[CosmicAVAfan]

Yeah, numb because there is so much pressure on your teeth. I was only in pain when I had to brush my teeth but the weird pressure feeling only lasts a few days then you can eat real food again.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Fuck. I go to school manana.

[Iachoku]

Goddamn Quicktime. Numerous .avi files aren't working properly. It's making me want to hurl a brick through my monitor.

[Prez]

Struggling with the fact that the girl I like is 3000 miles away, and I dont live there anymore.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I ate a hot jalapeno pepper at school today. It burned the shit out of me. It looked like I was having a seizure. It was pretty funny I must admit. But I went to the pop machine and it wouldnt take me 5 dollar bill, so I had nothing to drink, so I just sat there with my mouth burning and the tears were flying out of my eyes. Lmao it was hilarious.

[I-Guns]

I ate a hot jalapeno pepper at school today. It burned the shit out of me. It looked like I was having a seizure. It was pretty funny I must admit. But I went to the pop machine and it wouldnt take me 5 dollar bill, so I had nothing to drink, so I just sat there with my mouth burning and the tears were flying out of my eyes. Lmao it was hilarious.
Yummy. I've done that a few times.

[Dirty Sanchez]

Yummy. I've done that a few times.I'll never eat a jalapeno ever again. No matter what.

[stephy]

Mm. I have to compleate a full folder full of all the geogrophy work i have done this year. I have to go through all of it. Simplyfiy it. Then make it into short notes and spider diagrams. I havent even started it yet and i have school on tuesday. I think my excuse is going to be " i went on holiday and left it on the plaine. " i don think i have used that one yet in geogrophy?

[Dirty Sanchez]

Ugh, I was just called and told that I have practice on friday. This sucks cause I had plans.

[I-Guns]

AP Government is HAAARD.

[watch1the8world2]

I spent 62 dollars on tickets to a concert, and my then my friends and i went to go last night and lost the tickets, now i got fucked out of 31 bucks cause i doubt my friend is going to pay me for the ticket.

FUCKKK



we did end up getting trashed cause we were pissed though.

[theMACHINE]

^^^ Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha haha

[Jay]

I'll never eat a jalapeno ever again. No matter what.

Not even on a steek?

[Dirty Sanchez]

I got kicked in the balls.

[itszack]

The sun was out for about 5 minutes today

[theMACHINE]

Can't sleep due to the drag racers racin down my street.


also tired of not doing anything on weekends. =/

[Kane_]

im blue balled and have to finish myself off tonight

[Iachoku]

God I've been so emo lately. And the fact that I've been so emo lately is making me more emo because I can't believe I've been so emo.

Mr. Hobbit Cyrus is a bitch for not going after that girl. I feel like punching him.

[watch1the8world2]

I'm really bored.

There is absolutely NOTHING to do.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I have homework to do but I'm addicted to facebook.

[theMACHINE]

Avenged Sevenfold just canceled about 80% of their fall tour due to M Shadows having a vocal chord cyst.

I was afraid this was gonna happen...they've toured for almost 2 years now..
they're gonna burn themselves out. like they did on the CoE tour. =/

[I-Guns]

Didn't he mess up his throat after their debut album? And that changed the sound of City of Evil.

[The Distraction]

what type of name is M SHadows?
and good, i hope he can never sing again and the band breaks up

my date got pissed at me cuz I said i didn't want to wear a tie to homecoming, Lolz

[Prez]

M Shadows is his stage name. They all have stage names in A7X, one of the dudes is Zacky Vengeance, and Synester Gates. Kind of lame but also kind of cool.

[stephy]

Yeah
M. Shadows - lead vocals
Synyster Gates - lead guitar, piano, backing vocals
Zacky Vengeance - rhythm guitar, piano, backing vocals
Johnny Christ - bass, backing vocals
The Reverend Tholomew Plague - drums, percussion, backing vocals
They all have REALLY gay names. Like Synyesters real name is Brian somthing the 3rd?
Idk


And my phone has died. I am not impressed. I have this shitty one i got about 3 years ago that i have to use till i get a new one for christmas.

[recklessalexa]

i fucking hate avenged sevenfold

[I-Guns]

So...much...homework!

[BlinkAvAfan21]

i fucking hate avenged sevenfold
so do I

;duigoiehbrnthe

[itszack]

I have a horrible headache. I mean horrible. My guess is that it was because of the 2 hours of good sleep I got last night.

[Dirty Sanchez]

I have a horrible headache. I mean horrible. My guess is that it was because of the 2 hours of good sleep I got last night.Bitch, please. I got no sleep last night because of homework

[itszack]

touche


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